Let’s start by answering 3 really simple questions:
Are you or do you want to become a Finnsurfer?
Do you have to rely on stinking “friends” to get to the beach?
Are you a real struggler?
Do you have to rely on stinking “friends” to get to the beach?
Are you a real struggler?
If you answered Yes on one or more of these questions, we have the perfect product package for you;
The ultimate kook package Finnsurf edition.
Buy the package today for 1100 €!
BE QUICK, ONLY 1 PACKAGE LEFT IN STOCK!
This is what you get when buying the ultimate kook package Finnsurf edition:
A completely working car
A Surfboard privately imported from Bali.
A 6 m2 Kite. Too small for kiting in Finland most of times, but hey it is stormy some times.
A Surfboard privately imported from Bali.
A 6 m2 Kite. Too small for kiting in Finland most of times, but hey it is stormy some times.
BONUS:
Swigity swag.
Eternal youth.
Health, peace and glory.
Swigity swag.
Eternal youth.
Health, peace and glory.
THE CAR Citroen Saxo 1.1 1998
It is not the most beautiful, not the fastest, neither the most recent piece, but a stormy day when you need to get to [insert city]-Secret, it will definitely take you there. Then it is worth its weight in gold.
Brand: Citroen Saxo.
Year: 1998.
Milage: 175 K.
Top Speed: Above average bicycling speed. (at least downhill).
Color: Mostly red.
Fuel consumption: A teacup of gasoline now and then.
Year: 1998.
Milage: 175 K.
Top Speed: Above average bicycling speed. (at least downhill).
Color: Mostly red.
Fuel consumption: A teacup of gasoline now and then.
Next inspection (Katsastus): September.
Bragging points: Green driving, low fuel consumption, true to the game.
Compensation points for small penis: Zero.
Space: Fits 2-5 persons or 2 persons + surfboards + kites (Cozy when wet).
Brakes: Yes. Also new brake-pads in the backseat. Any handy man with the right tools installs them in no time.
Bragging points: Green driving, low fuel consumption, true to the game.
Compensation points for small penis: Zero.
Space: Fits 2-5 persons or 2 persons + surfboards + kites (Cozy when wet).
Brakes: Yes. Also new brake-pads in the backseat. Any handy man with the right tools installs them in no time.
THE SURFBOARD Mario Lopez ripoff
Brand: Probably a cheap Japanese fake. But it looks like a Mario Lopez.
Length: 6.3
Width: Average
Thickness: Average
Length: 6.3
Width: Average
Thickness: Average
Suitable for Finnsurf conditions: Probably way too short and small. But hey, it’s the Kook-package we’re talking about. And you can always use it with the kite.
Broken: And fixed by Jesse.
History: Bought on Bali. Surfed on Lombok. And in Hanko. And on the west coast. No proven records of any airs or barrels.
Broken: And fixed by Jesse.
History: Bought on Bali. Surfed on Lombok. And in Hanko. And on the west coast. No proven records of any airs or barrels.
THE KITE GIN URU 6m2 2011
Brand: GIN URU.
Size: 6 m2
Year: 2011
Color: Green and pink
Size: 6 m2
Year: 2011
Color: Green and pink
Suitable for Finnsurf conditions: Works like a charm in storm-conditions. It is fast!
Riding style: Waves. Megaloops. At least when talking about the riding on the aftersurf.
History: Been to Philippines. Eaten by ants. Fixed by professional Romanian kite-doctor.
Pull: Like a truck.
Riding style: Waves. Megaloops. At least when talking about the riding on the aftersurf.
History: Been to Philippines. Eaten by ants. Fixed by professional Romanian kite-doctor.
Pull: Like a truck.
ALL THIS for only 1100 €!
Payment in Cash or Bank Transfer. Delivery in Helsinki. Car included in price. Parts can be shipped.
Call Jonathan. Or email him by clicking the button below:
Buy the package today for 1100 €!
Be quick! Only one package left in stock!
Price if bought separately:
- Car: 700 €
- Surfboard: 200 €
- Kite: 300 €
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